In today’s episode, June 16th, Tuesday, David Hayward doesn’t believe it for a second that his baby with Amanda is dead. Even after al the tears that Amanda had convincingly shed while telling him the sad “story”. Even after the nurses and doctors at the hospital keep telling him how they’ve tried everything they could. And even after Jake got all the medical procedures explained, David senses that he is being played.

David is a lot of evil things but he is not stupid. If there’s a book for how to keep a secret while making everyone’s lives a living hell, David probably wrote it. At the end of the episode, David stood up and called Jake and Amanda on their BS. David informed them how he thinks everything is a set-up. All the way down to the location of their honeymoon.

I think David Hayward is pissed off that Jake and Amanda took a page from David’s book of “How to do evil things?”.

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Like my husband always say, I’m always right. I refused to believe that Pratt JR would kill Adam Chandler. Nor will All My Children fire David Canary. To get rid of a “legendary character” whom they haven’t really used in months, they killed the passive and always so nice Stuart Chandler. The evil brother, Adam, lives.

I (We) figured this whole twist in the murder storyline really fast. We are too smart for our own good. All My Children thinks they can pull a fast one on us.

The million dollar question now is, who accidentally killed the most beloved twin of Adam Chandler? Kendall is looking more and more guilty. Erica Kane too but she’s too smart to mistake Adam for Stuart. Or maybe the suit and tie fooled her too.

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Don’t tell me you didn’t see it coming. A young woman, in Babe’s age, who looks like a young version of Krystal and a female young version of David Hayward, named Marissa showed up in Krystal’s life. That’s thanks to Adam Chandler. Marissa is Krystal’s daughter. She’s Babe’s twin. That means she is David’s other daughter.

If you’re wondering why this new info is making Krystal crack like a thin piece of ice, it’s because she felt guilty for something she did when Babe and Marissa we born. She kept Babe and let Marissa go. And she didn’t just put Marissa for adoption, she sold her. OUCH!

Krystal finally admitted this to her ex-hubby Tad Martin. David doesn’t know yet and Krystal wants to keep it that way. Unless Adam starts blabbering of course. Tad might be the one helping Krystal through all this. Which will in turn drive David crazy.

In all these years, I didn’t see this twist coming. Did you?

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I don’t know about you guys but I think Reese has worn that ugly brown ruffled front top about  5 (or 4 or 6) times now.  It was ugly the first time she wore it, it’s still ugly this 5th (or 4th or 6th) time she has worn it.

I know everyone is in a tight budget right now to save the Daytime community. The last thing we all really want is another one to get the ax like CBS axed Guiding Light. But I’m sure All My Children wardrobe department could find better ways to save money.

Let’s start with Erica Kane’s wardrobe, shall we? I mean Reese has to wear tops over and over again. It’s fine, we do it all the time. But at least pick a nicer top that that stupid fitted jersey(or whatever) with 3 tiers of ruffles sewn in at front. If they auction off a few of Erica Kane’s shoes, maybe they could afford to buy a better top for Reese.

Unless of course Erica Kane is wearing Susan Lucci’s own clothes then by all means ignore what I just said. Ooops.

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It’s THE Pot aka Erica Kane, calling THE Kettle, aka Kendall, Black. That’s what happened today, April 14th, in Pine Valley.

See, Kendall found her mother Erica and Ryan, together in a cabin. As hard as she tried, Kendall was kinda of jealous of her own mother. Ryan is supposed to be hers, remember? Now what is Ryan doing with her own mother whom by the way is wrapped in a thing which Erica Kane called blanket haute couture. But of course.

Erica told Kendall to go home to Zach and her children. Kendall asked how she was going to get back to Pine Valley. Well through a car service that Kendall was going to call for her Mother of course. Kendall refused and said “umm nooo, you are going with me”. That’s when Erica told Kendall that she can’t have 2 husbands. Kendall wondered what Erica was talking about.

Erica said, “oh puhhhlleeaazzze, you love being in the Kendall universe. you want Ryan and Zach as your little planets“.

WOW. While what she said is true, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Where does Erica think Kendall got her “I’m The Universe” complex? Erica Kane of course. But to give more credit where credit is due, Kendall will have to inhale more bottles of hair sprays before she can level up to Erica Kane’s own Universe. Because not only Men comprise Erica’s little planets, there are other little people too. Erica’s universe has it’s own crew and entourage. Kendall is still in training. So I guess it is a good idea that she keeps an eye out on her Mother more. Yah know, learn more tricks.

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Mark this date, April 10th, 2009, Friday. This is the date when Erica Kane finally had a breakdown. It happened when the car that she and Ryan were using from their trip to Philadelphia for a FUSION meeting broke down in the middle of the road. I’m not sure what designer Erica Kane was wearing but let’s just assume it’s either CHANEL or Gucci (or something else). I think it was CHANEL. Anyhooo, Ryan insisted that since they’re going back to Pine Valley anyway they might as well visit Kendall so they could see if Ian is doing ok after being released from the hospital.

Erica Kane admitted to Ryan that she wanted him away from Kendall. Her daughter needs to focus on her life with Zach and the boys. Ever since she came back from the coma, Kendall has been acting strange. Erica feels she’s staring at a stranger.

I can’t exactly quote what Erica said because I didn’t have time to write them all down. She was ranting too fast. With matching tears and the Erica Kane wail and hand gestures, she admitted to Ryan that she’s not exactly jovial on the fact that she’s trying to fix both of  her daughters’ life. She is tired of picking up the pieces for all of them. She wants them to take care of themselves so she, Erica Kane could finally go back to taking care of Erica Kane. She’s Erica Kane for crying out loud. Now look at her, stranded in the middles of the road with a designer outfit smelling like gas and dirt.

I’m giving Ryan major props for standing there, and saying nothing. He let Erica have her much needed moment.

And to end the Erica Kane Breakdown Of The Year, she told Ryan to get it together himself. Leave Kendall alone. He can have any women he wants. Hell, if he plays his cards right, he might even have Erica Kane too.

THE END!

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Here are highlights from the April 6th episode of All My Children.

# Adam is back. He’s not telling anyone what’s wrong with him though. Not eve after Erica’s coaxing. Tad and JR figured out where Adam was hiding and went to there to find him alive and well. The last part is still debatable though. He admitted to Erica that he’s not feeling 100% well. He doesn’t know what going on though, and that’s figuratively and literally. JR was mad at him for letting the Chandler Enterprises go down where it is right now. Adam turn over his reins to JR. Erica was grateful to hear that FUSION is still safe from Adam.

# Krystal got the brush off from Colby. The young Chandler blames Krystal and her new hubby for what’s going on to Adam. Colby slammed the door in Krystal’s face. JR called his sister to let her know Adam is ok but she’s not allowed to know where he is hiding.

# Kendall and Zach are still worried about Ian. Who wouldn’t be. On the wings are Ryan and Reese who are really not helping in the situation. Ryan gave her the card Spike made Ian. Reese showed up to give support or find out how Ian is. Kendall told her she’s not making points for Bianca and left. Ryan and Reese started taking a snipe at each other. It was like the pot calling the kettle black, from both sides.

# Tad found Jesse banging at the hospital’s snack machine. Tad tried to convince Jesse to drop the charges against Adam since he’s back in town anyway. David found them and asked them why he wasn’t informed about Adam. Jesse pointed out he’s not actually in his priority list. David demanded for Adam’s arrest. Jesse told him to get lost and told Tad how he can’t stand David. I’m enjoying the rapport between Tad and Jesse, aren’t you? thye’re so funny without even trying.

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Earlier this week, Dr. David Hayward violently expressed her disappointment of the court’s decision to give Jesse and Angie custody of Little A towards his own wife. The scene was:

David and Krystal went home after the ruling. Krystal got worried with how David was reacting. She commented that the Judge was right. David is acting a little too obsessive. He got mad and started yelling at Krystal, grabbed her by her arms and shook her aggressively. Krystal tried to fight him off which then consequently landed her head or jaw (or was it her face?) hitting a chair or the grand piano.

Frankly, I wasn’t paying attention. I’m such a bad soaps blogger…hehehe.

After getting “hit”. Krystal ran straight to ConFusion for a drink. Tad saw her bruised face. He went to see David and they had their own scuffle. Tad warned David never to hurt Krystal ever again. David said he didn’t mean to hurt Krystal and the hit was an accident.

In the end, Krystal forgave her husband even after warnings from the Martin family. Tad believe that Krystal is pretty much a “battered” wife. They’re getting ready to do some kind of “intervention”.

I think Pratt Jr thinks he’s being stealth with his storyline. But this Domestic Violence is taken straight from the Chris Brown - Rihanna headlines. I gotta give him credit for that. Or maybe they’ve had this story all along. It’s their way of “saving” Krystal. Who knows.

David is the devil incarnate. He’ll do everything, including murder to get what he wants. But is he actually a wife beater? This question sounds ridiculous right next to David being capable of committing murder…OI!

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Here are highlights from the March 24th, Tuesday episode of All My Children.

# Kendall pathetically tried to get Zach back. They argued left and right on who’s right and wrong. They’re both at fault in my opinion. I just feel sorry for everyone around them.

# After stupidly begging for Zach, Kendall realized it and as soon as she saw Ryan, she was giving her a smooch. Alrighty then.

# And of course, all the primary sponsors of the Bride and Groom, Randi & Frankie, respectively. Mom and Dad, Brot and Taylor, and Natalia made it before the eloping couple said their “I do’s”.

# All the Men in Greenlee’s life converged at the hospital to find out the results of her supposed dead body’s DNA. Jack, Ryan, Jake and even Aidan. Ryan was growling at Aidan for always showing up wherever he is. Jack informed Ryan that Aidan was there because he was Greenlee’s ex-husband.

# DNA stated that it’s Greenlee. Uh huh. Coz yah know, Aidan is not capable of sneaking into the DNA lab to change the result.

I don’t even know which one was stupider from yesterday’s episode (Tuesday, March 17th). The fact that Ryan and Kendall DIDN’T actually look at the dead body to identify Greenlee or that Ryan and Kendall slept with each other.

Zach walking out on Kendall is now out of the question because that’s how Zach is. Sure Kendall is a mess but Zach is no innocent bystander here either. But Zach just wants Kendall to erase everything that has happened with the Bianca’s Baby issue and Reese. Zach knows better than to ask that from the woman he married. Kendall was and is always be Kendall.

Now back to Connecticut, Ryan was about to lift the blanket covering the supposed dead body of Greenlee but Kendall saw an engagement ring on the table and stopped Ryan. So apparently that was Greenlee’s engagement ring. They decided that was enough to identify Greenlee’s body.

Ryan and Kendall are both screwed up people, but I didn’t realize until yesterday that they were THAT stupid. With all the supposed dead people coming back alive and well, you’d think these two idiots would actually make sure that the body on the table is Greenlee.

In their defense, maybe they don’t want to remember Greenlee as a dead corpse. Nevertheless, you can’t say you ID’d a body when you didn’t even look at it. At least Aidan took the sheet off of it. It didn’t show the face so that’s a huge indication that Greenlee will come back someday in her 5 inches heels to raise hell.

Of course, when there’s death, there’s grief sex. Ryan and Kendall had sex. Enough said.

When Greenlee comes back to haunt them all again, I can hear Ryan growling at Kendall, “but we never really saw the body“. Well duuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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