It’s THE Pot aka Erica Kane, calling THE Kettle, aka Kendall, Black. That’s what happened today, April 14th, in Pine Valley.

See, Kendall found her mother Erica and Ryan, together in a cabin. As hard as she tried, Kendall was kinda of jealous of her own mother. Ryan is supposed to be hers, remember? Now what is Ryan doing with her own mother whom by the way is wrapped in a thing which Erica Kane called blanket haute couture. But of course.

Erica told Kendall to go home to Zach and her children. Kendall asked how she was going to get back to Pine Valley. Well through a car service that Kendall was going to call for her Mother of course. Kendall refused and said “umm nooo, you are going with me”. That’s when Erica told Kendall that she can’t have 2 husbands. Kendall wondered what Erica was talking about.

Erica said, “oh puhhhlleeaazzze, you love being in the Kendall universe. you want Ryan and Zach as your little planets“.

WOW. While what she said is true, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Where does Erica think Kendall got her “I’m The Universe” complex? Erica Kane of course. But to give more credit where credit is due, Kendall will have to inhale more bottles of hair sprays before she can level up to Erica Kane’s own Universe. Because not only Men comprise Erica’s little planets, there are other little people too. Erica’s universe has it’s own crew and entourage. Kendall is still in training. So I guess it is a good idea that she keeps an eye out on her Mother more. Yah know, learn more tricks.

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Ryan talked to his shrink today. Is she from the Today Show? She looked familiar. Anyway, she made Ryan reveal his memories. Ryan told her about the Greenlee memories. The motorcycle ride, making love to her, the BBQ and beer picnic, yah know, the good stuff. But why can’t he remember his wife. The one everybody says he loves with all his life. Everybody told him they were happy, such and such. The shrink said, eh, maybe your don’t really love her that much. Maybe he should think long and hard why this is happening to him. Maybe Annie is just not the Woman for her.

Well crap, we could’ve told Ryan that, right? LOL. Ryan thought so too coz he yelled about how he loves Annie and he wants to remember his wife. Uh huh. Shrink said, I don’t think so. Ryan stood up and left the building, in a huff… Hehehe.

Kendall is finally confessing her infidelity to Zach. Crying her eyes out and everything. But boy am I distracted with how her mascara and eyeliner are too freaking perfect. No dark stains on her face. Kendall looks like a mannequin, it’s so scary. Am I the only one getting freaked out by this?

But then again, what can you expect from a co-CEO of FUSION :). Carly from Port Charles should’ve worn a FUSION mascara and eyeliner during the Bacchanalia Ball. Remember her dark stained face from the rain during that terror time? It looked real and authentic. Kendall’s perfectly made-up face with no stains in sight while sniffling like little girl is not.

Ok, back to watching…