Who else is thinking this whole trial is ridiculous? The jurors are talking amongst themselves. One of them doesn’t want to be there, who happens to be somehow associated with the witness Lulu since her Dad is married to his daughter Tracy. That should’ve been brought up during the jury selection process. Yah know, “he can’t be a fair juror coz he is almost a grandfather to the accused’s girlfriend“. 

Lulu is now the “mental patient”. Everyone is saying “oh she’s obviously sick”. But why? Has anyone asked why that stupid girl is in Shadybrook? Her mom is crazy so she must be crazy too. That’s what they’re all going for. We all know that Lulu is having hallucinations because it was her who killed Logan. But only a few people in that stupid town knows why. Maxie, Spinelli, Jason, Nikolas, Johnny and now Claudia. And Laura as well. She doesn’t count though since she’s in there with her and no one else knows she’s awake walking around the premises except Lulu. Yeah sounds “dreamy” doesn’t it?

Apparently, Lulu went crazy and ended up as a mental patient because Johnny is accused of murdering Logan, they ran away and got caught. WOW.

Now I’m questioning why this damn show won a freaking Emmy’s. This whole trial is a mockery and we’re supposed to sit by and take it and laugh at the funny antics from Edward Q and Nurse Nadine’s cuteness. Give me a effin’ break.

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He is? Well I’m not sure but it seems like it. I think the writers woke up for 5 minutes from their peaceful yet stupid reverie and decided to listen to the fans. “Oh shit, they’re about to go medieval on us for creating too much Mob violence in Port Charles. We must write something non-Mob related for the new Mob boss himself”. That’s Jason by the way. So what have they come up with?

• 2 days of a possible LIASON reunion where Elizabeth almost got laid but to no avail coz she ended up taking a cold shower.

• More days of seeing Elizabeth giving her infamous different facial expressions upon hearing Spinelli, whom by the way has been so annoying lately, talking incessantly about a Russian hottie that Jason shouldn’t be sleeping with. How dare you Jason?

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Rumors, rumors, rumors, One Life to Live could be following sister soap General Hospital in a primetime spinoff  hosted over at SoapNet. Night Shift is giving SoapNet huge ratings that head write Ron Carlivati, executive producer Frank Valentini, and ABC Daytime President Brian Frons are thinking and talking a lot about it.

There’s also some noise for CBS’s The Young and The Restless but nothing is happening right now from that end.

Ok, I have so many questions regarding this. It’s an exciting venture for the Llanview residents but, should a Primetime Spinoff really happen? Would SoapNet ax MVP to make room for a real soap opera show with talented actors to boot? Hey, just a thought.

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People think “oh Soaps, it’s all drama”. Yes it is but what they don’t realize is, there’s a science to it also. There’s always an experiment going on year after year after year. Sometimes it doesn’t work, sometimes it does. And one of the things that work is the formula for a doomed relationship.

It’s not when someone slept with another person other than their partner, respectively. Nope. See, that’s part of the experimentation process. Someone will sleep with another person, either in the brink of death or just plain stupidity. Sometimes they’re forgiven and life goes on, sometimes not. But most of the times, it will be forgotten and forgiven.

If you want to know the Soap Opera’s Formula for a doomed relationship, stick around, and click for more :)…

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Hi Baby, did you miss me? I miss you something terrible. There isn’t a day that I don’t think about you. Just a quick note to let you know that my revenge plan is going smoothly. Today I met with my whore of a twin sister and the con man she calls the love of her life at the diner for breakfast. I told Natalie to move back to Llanfair. At first she said no. She kept saying her place is with Jared. I kept convincing her that I need her. I can’t eat and sleep. Bree needs her. And the new baby needs her too. I made myself look like I’m incapable of taking care of myself. You know better, don’t you baby?  I guess I wasn’t clear in my intentions at first. She thought I wanted her to leave Jared. I wouldn’t think of such a thing. As far as I’m concerned they deserve each other. Besides, my revenge is for them both. So I told the dumbasses that I wanted them both at Llanfair.

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