General Hospital : Sonny Corinthos Is Having A Major PMS
October 7, 2008 by Dexie
No offense to Maurice Benard. I love them dimples. But if his Sonny Corinthos alter-ego barks one more order to Jason, even Anthony, or anyone for that matter, then I can only conclude that he is having one MAJOR PMS this week. He’s barking at everybody like they’re a bunch of stupid dogs. Who the hell does he think he is? I don’t care if he used to be Port Charles’ Godfather. He was a stupid one anyway. He was always impulsive with his decisions, He still is. He acts without thinking.
That’s why everyone around him are getting shot. It’s retaliation from all his impulsiveness.
“I DON’T WANTO TO TALK”
“HE NEEDS TO DIE”
“SHOOT HIM”
“JASON, YOU BETRAYED ME”
“JASON, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD”
“JASON, I MADE YOU”
“JASON, YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME”
“JASON. YOU FORGOT TO IRON MY SUIT”
“JASON, STOP STEALING MY HAIR GEL”
“JASON, YOU’RE STUPID”
“JASON, YOU SUCK”
“JASON, YOU BETTER TAP THAT (LIZ) A_ _ OR ELSE *WINK WINK*
Some of those quotes were jokes of course :). And by the way, if last week Sonny kept referring to Kate as “the woman I love”, this week he found a new epithet, it’s “my wife-to-be”. Who freaking talks to people about “my wife to be” and use it over and over and over again? Her name is Kate. Know it, learn it and say it forcryingoutloud.
Either eat a huge bar of chocolate or shut the F up. I think I need to do the same :).
(Image : Newscom)
OMG yesterday he was TOO much LOL.
It’s true and annoying, but your post made me laugh anyway and I needed that. The laugh was almost as good as the chocolate.
glad you like it. i had to find a way to laugh about it coz I am this close to hurting him myself :).