7 Possible Soaps On ABC Fun Storylines

I don’t know about you guys but I’m bored with storylines getting recycled every 2 years. Recycling is good, but not with Soaps stories. Well, some of them. I can only take enough of Erica Kane’s weddings, Dorian’s incessant revenge against Viki and all the baby-switcharoos and bomb/violence in Port Charles. So here are my 7 suggestions for possible fun storylines for Soaps On ABC after the fold….

Sonny Corinthos(GH) gets a visit from Dr. McDreamy of Grey’s Anatomy to teach him how to be a romantic guy without threatening everyone against him of murder, and then they can have a couple of beers to have a friendly competition on who has the best hair and smile.

Pine Valley Hospital(AMC) gets a visit from Dr. House where he informs Joe and his staff of their stupidity for not diagnosing JR’s condition.

Erica Kane(AMC) gets a phone call in jail from Regis telling her to replace Kelly Ripa on the Daytime Talk show as soon as she is released, except it was all a dream, hehehe.

Kendall Hart’s(AMC) second novel could be about the Psychic Mama from Medium Dreams wherein the Psychic Mama gets a premonition of Greenlee cutting off Kendall’s glorious curly hair and forcing her to eat Krispy Kreme donuts as punishments for sleeping with Aidan. LOL!

Kids from Pine Valley, Llanview and Port Charles transport themselves into a film where they organize a strike against their parents for being irresponsible, neglectful and for forcing a Soap Growth Serum down their throats when they get sick of their baby cries.

Every Prison Break inmates could end up in Llanview(OLTL) prison to break Cole out of jail, if and when Todd is successful with his threats against his daughter’s boyfriend.

Dexie, *ahem*, is hired to write fresh storylines for all the Soaps On ABC .