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Why Bother Call It General Hospital?

by Dexie on September 21st, 2007

• So why bother have a Law Enforcement when Jason and Sonny can pretty much get themselves out of any crimes they commit. I mean Port Charles residents forget all those crimes coz they know if they’re suddenly kidnapped or in trouble pretty much due to association with Sonny and Jason, they’ll save you anyway. Unless of course they think you don’t agree with them anymore. Poor Sam.
• Why bother call it Port Charles? Might as well change it to Sonny and Jason’s Territory. I mean that’s why Sonny is whining about these days. Zacharra is moving in on his territory. Well among other place sonny has been in, heh.
• Why bother have Detectives? They can’t find missing people nor solve crimes. Even if they think they have, chances are, Jason, Sonny and Carly will find a loophole to escape another trip to prison.
• Why bother having a Police Station? It serves no purpose. Spenilli’s laptop gets things done more than the idiots in Washington. I mean give the kid a bag of chips, a 6-pack and a bag of greens and he’ll find anyone on the Missing Kids database. Whatever software he’s got on that laptop, I want a burn copy.
• Why bother giving Natasha Livingston a contract if she’s just going to be a “side” character anyway? I mean so what if she’s an Emmy award winner? Just give her sorta kinda feisty lines masking them as being truthful to her bestfriend to keep her present on the canvas.
• Why bother having a Heroes show if no one ever sees it? I mean c’mon. Could we at least see an episode of Sam talking on TV?
• Why bother having a Cop as a brother if his mortal enemy mobster will just save your ass anyway?
• Why bother bringing in a new bad character like this Johnny Zacharra when we all know in a month or so, he will be romancing Lulu? Let’s face it, Johnny will be Lulu’s new bad boy boyfriend. This way, the Quartermaine’s can meddle, Sonnya nd Jason will be on Lulu’s butt with warnings, Spenilli, armed with his laptop will google anything to keep him away from The Blond One while Logan will watch on the side with his sorry face, and Maxie doing the best she can to get a piece of Johnny as well.
• Why bother having a hospital at all as it’s main premise of the show? When was the last time the Doctor’s and Nurses got an airtime, except for when Nurse Liz and Medical Student Emily are commiserating about how holy they are and the other women in PC are nobodies?
• Why bother building up a history between a couple from when they were teenagers and then break them up just so Jason could end up the hero, every freaking time?
• Why bother have a hotel bombing, robbery and kidnapping the whole town pretty much when the perpetrator is walking around like he also owns the town?
• Why do I bother watching the show? Beats me……….

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