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Funny Lines Heard From Soaps On ABC Week Aug 20-24

by Dexie on August 26th, 2007

soa_icon1.pngEvery end of the week Soaps On ABC will feature funny lines that have been heard from Pine Valley, Llanview and Port Charles. They’re funny because they’re ironic, totally hilarious and just plain ridiculous. Coz unless you’re living under a rock, Daytime Soaps are not only about drama, passion, sex, killing, or moral compasses in their made up society. They’re a bunch of comedians too :) .

ALL MY CHILDREN
When Ava walked in at FUSION wearing a hoochie dress..

Amanda : Is that Paris Hilton or a [stripper] pole?

Babe : Is there a difference?

Amanda being a talent handler to Ava who is whining about not being on tabloids.. (this is paraphrased coz I forgot to write them down..)

Amanda : Unless you’re on rehab, driving drunk or not wearing an underwear …. don’t get any ideas.

Ava : Don’t worry, I’m wearing clean underwear

Amanda : Keep them on…

GENERAL HOSPITAL
Kate/Connie To Sonny when he asked if she mentioned him to Trevor Lansing..

Kate : Newsflash Sonny, the world does not revolve around you..

I want a tee with those lines…

Spinelli to Maxie who is obviously goading him coz Lulu is with Logan.. having sex

Spinelli : What The Blonde One does is not The Bad Blonde One’s beeswax

OMG, Spinelli actually spoke normal, if you forget the monikers of course.

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